snapiphany:

Nightwing #116

When Batman can’t be there to scold one of his kids, he sends their stepdad to do it.

Father-Figure superman is an imposing dick.

comicbookcovers:

Action Comics #488, October 1978, cover by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Dick Giordano

Superman is clearly perplexed and bewildered by an adversary who cannot be overcome by a severe beating.

comicbookcovers:

Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #122, September 1969, cover by Curt Swan and Neal Adams

The smug expression on Superman’s face really sells it. 

Does he seriously have nothing better to do than get neighborhood children arrested and complain about tax rates? Superman is an octogenarian dick.

Superman is still better at being Aquaman than Aquaman is.

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

OK, so maybe Superman didn’t kill him, but he is awfully unconcerned.

comicbookcovers is running a line of dead Robin covers. In a show of solidarity, I am going to find all the times when superman murders Robin.

Because Superman is a dick.

Look how happy the thought of wrongly convicted children makes superman. Look at his cold dead eyes. Soon they will face true pope hat wearing justice.

Superman is such a buzzkill.