Superman is a dick
If he’s any relation of yours Supergirl, Superman probably killed him by breaking his back against a tree mid interrogation.

If he’s any relation of yours Supergirl, Superman probably killed him by breaking his back against a tree mid interrogation.

Catfight!

Catfight!

Superman HATES Supergirl

from Superman #14

Superman HATES Supergirl

from Superman #14

Yes Superman, the biggest problem with the Earth imploding is that your grown ass is an orphan again. You dick.

Yes Superman, the biggest problem with the Earth imploding is that your grown ass is an orphan again. You dick.

I bet you have Supergirl. I bet you have.
This is from the Superdictionary!

I bet you have Supergirl. I bet you have.

This is from the Superdictionary!

You’d be horrified to see her too.

You’d be horrified to see her too.

comicbookcovers:

Superman Family #195, June 1979, cover by Ross Andru and Dick Giordano

The title really should’ve been Superman Dysfunctional Family

comicbookcovers:

Superman Family #195, June 1979, cover by Ross Andru and Dick Giordano

The title really should’ve been Superman Dysfunctional Family

comicbookcovers:

Supergirl #7, October 1973, cover by Bob Oksner

How are they not freezing cold with bare legs like that?

comicbookcovers:

Supergirl #7, October 1973, cover by Bob Oksner

How are they not freezing cold with bare legs like that?

"I tested it on your pet, Proty"

Supergirl is probably a sociopath. 

"I tested it on your pet, Proty"

Supergirl is probably a sociopath. 

There is literally no part of this comic panel that isn’t hilarious. Supergirl is being a bitch, Superman doesn’t understand women (but likes them), and Wonder Woman (despite being nominally from a place in Europe) seems to think that someone capable of flying back from there in a minute or so is shirking responsibility.

There is literally no part of this comic panel that isn’t hilarious. Supergirl is being a bitch, Superman doesn’t understand women (but likes them), and Wonder Woman (despite being nominally from a place in Europe) seems to think that someone capable of flying back from there in a minute or so is shirking responsibility.