Superman is a dick
snapiphany:

Nightwing #116
When Batman can’t be there to scold one of his kids, he sends their stepdad to do it.

Father-Figure superman is an imposing dick.

snapiphany:

Nightwing #116

When Batman can’t be there to scold one of his kids, he sends their stepdad to do it.

Father-Figure superman is an imposing dick.

comicbookcovers:

Action Comics #488, October 1978, cover by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Dick Giordano

Superman is clearly perplexed and bewildered by an adversary who cannot be overcome by a severe beating.

comicbookcovers:

Action Comics #488, October 1978, cover by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Dick Giordano

Superman is clearly perplexed and bewildered by an adversary who cannot be overcome by a severe beating.

comicbookcovers:

Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #122, September 1969, cover by Curt Swan and Neal Adams

The smug expression on Superman’s face really sells it. 

comicbookcovers:

Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #122, September 1969, cover by Curt Swan and Neal Adams

The smug expression on Superman’s face really sells it. 

Me IRL.

Me IRL.

Does he seriously have nothing better to do than get neighborhood children arrested and complain about tax rates? Superman is an octogenarian dick.

Does he seriously have nothing better to do than get neighborhood children arrested and complain about tax rates? Superman is an octogenarian dick.

Superman is still better at being Aquaman than Aquaman is.

Superman is still better at being Aquaman than Aquaman is.

spsmyth:

superdickery:

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

You can call Superdickery all you want, but this is a PSA, not a weird silver age story.

And that makes it all the more horrifying. Seriously Mr. Truth, Justice, and the American way is saying “Child abuse is wrong, but go back with your dad who intends to hit you and work this out.” To a child fleeing for his life.

spsmyth:

superdickery:

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

You can call Superdickery all you want, but this is a PSA, not a weird silver age story.

And that makes it all the more horrifying. Seriously Mr. Truth, Justice, and the American way is saying “Child abuse is wrong, but go back with your dad who intends to hit you and work this out.” To a child fleeing for his life.

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.

comicbookcovers:

Crack Comics #56, September 1948, cover by Reed Crandall

Captain TRIUMPH is cool with the dude dying, he can only use his freakish hands to save so many people a day, and dames in slinky dresses take precedence.

comicbookcovers:

Crack Comics #56, September 1948, cover by Reed Crandall

Captain TRIUMPH is cool with the dude dying, he can only use his freakish hands to save so many people a day, and dames in slinky dresses take precedence.

comicbookcovers is running a line of dead Robin covers. In a show of solidarity, I am going to find all the times when superman murders Robin.

Because Superman is a dick.

comicbookcovers is running a line of dead Robin covers. In a show of solidarity, I am going to find all the times when superman murders Robin.

Because Superman is a dick.