Superman continues to be a wife stealing dick.
Submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy
You’d think the Man of Steel would have something more important to do other than beating kids in a game of marbles.
salamandersandwich submitted:
Looks like a fair game.
I have just come to assume that whenever a DC writer cannot meet a deadline Superman goes nuts and starts destroying people.
submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy
Even his merchandising is destructive.
Submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy.
Holy crap, they make All Star Superman shoes for adults. My Shoes are a dick.
That’s right Flash, you just keep repeating it, maybe it will come true.
Submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy

There’s not one word of this that isn’t oozing arrogance.
submitted by chaoticblades
Yeah sure Superman, you are never involved in personal matters, you never abuse your powers to mess with people in your personal life. And I’m totally not Lex Luthor.