Superman is a dick
Superman continues to be a wife stealing dick.

Submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy

Superman continues to be a wife stealing dick.

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Superman HATES Supergirl

from Superman #14

Superman HATES Supergirl

from Superman #14

You’d think the Man of Steel would have something more important to do other than beating kids in a game of marbles.

You’d think the Man of Steel would have something more important to do other than beating kids in a game of marbles.

Superman threatens to murder children.
from Action Comics 8
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Superman threatens to murder children.

from Action Comics 8

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salamandersandwich submitted:

Looks like a fair game.

Superman Walks Across America! Is dick to everyone!
I have just come to assume that whenever a DC writer cannot meet a deadline Superman goes nuts and starts destroying people.
From Superman Earth 1 vol. 2
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I have just come to assume that whenever a DC writer cannot meet a deadline Superman goes nuts and starts destroying people.

From Superman Earth 1 vol. 2

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Even his merchandising is destructive.
Submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy.

Holy crap, they make All Star Superman shoes for adults. My Shoes are a dick.

Even his merchandising is destructive.

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Holy crap, they make All Star Superman shoes for adults. My Shoes are a dick.

That’s right Flash, you just keep repeating it, maybe it will come true.
Submitted by SirFunnyStuffGuy 

That’s right Flash, you just keep repeating it, maybe it will come true.

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There’s not one word of this that isn’t oozing arrogance.
submitted by chaoticblades 

Yeah sure Superman, you are never involved in personal matters, you never abuse your powers to mess with people in your personal life. And I’m totally not Lex Luthor.

There’s not one word of this that isn’t oozing arrogance.

submitted by chaoticblades 

Yeah sure Superman, you are never involved in personal matters, you never abuse your powers to mess with people in your personal life. And I’m totally not Lex Luthor.

The dickery seems to rub off on Lois.
Submitted by luclear

The dickery seems to rub off on Lois.

Submitted by luclear