Superman is a dick
"Won’t be worth a plugged nickel"
Timeless writing right there DC.

"Won’t be worth a plugged nickel"

Timeless writing right there DC.

OK, so maybe Superman didn’t kill him, but he is awfully unconcerned.

OK, so maybe Superman didn’t kill him, but he is awfully unconcerned.

fuckyeahmelancholy:

batman-daily:

“His face…”

Batman, you dick.

Batman is a shallow dick. And also probably gay.

fuckyeahmelancholy:

batman-daily:

“His face…”

Batman, you dick.

Batman is a shallow dick. And also probably gay.

Batman is too busy for your advances Superman.

Batman is too busy for your advances Superman.

A twofer:
Superman is a cheating dick. And Batman is probably gay.

A twofer:

Superman is a cheating dick. And Batman is probably gay.

comicbookcovers:

World’s Finest #283, September 1982, cover by Rich Buckler and Frank Giacoia

World’s Finest #284, October 1982, cover by Kieth Giffen and Larry Mahlstedt

Composite Superman is a dick.

Says the man with super strength…

Says the man with super strength…

Batman, don’t do anything stupid!

Batman, don’t do anything stupid!

hitch22rises:

What
What
WHAT!?!?!

Batman is probably gay.

hitch22rises:

What

What

WHAT!?!?!

Batman is probably gay.

comicbookcovers:

Detective Comics #380, October 1968, cover by Irv Novick

Heterosexuality is abhorrent to Batman. Batman is probably gay.

comicbookcovers:

Detective Comics #380, October 1968, cover by Irv Novick

Heterosexuality is abhorrent to Batman. Batman is probably gay.