Catfight!

Batman is too busy for your advances Superman.

No one treats superman that way… no one at all, that is why he had to hit her.

from Superman vs. Wonderwoman

Superman is a hunky dick

There is literally no part of this comic panel that isn’t hilarious. Supergirl is being a bitch, Superman doesn’t understand women (but likes them), and Wonder Woman (despite being nominally from a place in Europe) seems to think that someone capable of flying back from there in a minute or so is shirking responsibility.

Its like it’s contagious.

submitted by usagitoxic

I think I read this comic, except it was words in a newspaper. And instead of Superman it was hillbillies. And the twin brother died of malnutrition.

Basically what I am saying is Superman is a dick.

The moral here is don’t mess with Superman’s machines. His home theater EQ is set properly thank you.

Maybe he just really hates bracelets?

Superman, not content to merely pummel his friends and foes, has now taken up WCW era public shaming.