Superman is a cheating dick. And Batman is probably gay.
Action Comics #203, April 1955,cover by Al Plastino
Superman is looking at Lois with the same look I give my cat when she jumps on me while I am busy. I call it the “you are about to get dropped” look.
Superman is a career advancing dick.
The dickery seems to rub off on Lois.
Submitted by luclear
Lois: He’s not the same person! We were supposed to have a picnic, but he was with another girl!
That is a giant steak. Like seriously there is no way Lana is going to eat all that, and Superman doesn’t need it.
Superman Family #195, June 1979, cover by Ross Andru and Dick Giordano
The title really should’ve been Superman Dysfunctional Family