Superman is a dick
A twofer:
Superman is a cheating dick. And Batman is probably gay.

A twofer:

Superman is a cheating dick. And Batman is probably gay.

THEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?

THEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?


I dare you to make less sense.

Challenge 
Accepted

I dare you to make less sense.

Challenge

Accepted

comicbookcovers:


Action Comics #203, April 1955,cover by Al Plastino


Superman is looking at Lois with the same look I give my cat when she jumps on me while I am busy. I call it the “you are about to get dropped” look.

comicbookcovers:

Action Comics #203, April 1955,cover by Al Plastino

Superman is looking at Lois with the same look I give my cat when she jumps on me while I am busy. I call it the “you are about to get dropped” look.


War, Politics and Superheroes: Ethics and Propaganda in Comics and Film by Marc DiPaolo

Superman is a career advancing dick.

War, Politics and Superheroes: Ethics and Propaganda in Comics and Film by Marc DiPaolo

Superman is a career advancing dick.

The dickery seems to rub off on Lois.
Submitted by luclear

The dickery seems to rub off on Lois.

Submitted by luclear

Superman has body image issues.

Superman has body image issues.

Lois: He’s not the same person! We were supposed to have a picnic, but he was with another girl!  

That is a giant steak. Like seriously there is no way Lana is going to eat all that, and Superman doesn’t need it. 

comicbookcovers:

Superman Family #195, June 1979, cover by Ross Andru and Dick Giordano

The title really should’ve been Superman Dysfunctional Family

comicbookcovers:

Superman Family #195, June 1979, cover by Ross Andru and Dick Giordano

The title really should’ve been Superman Dysfunctional Family

What the fuck Internet.

What the fuck Internet.