This is a mirror of superdickery.com for when it is being slow and virus laden. This is also where we will continue to catalog superman’s acts of dickery, I am not the original superdickery guy, but someone has to do it. All comics are doubtless copyrighted by DC, some text superdickery.com var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-25961960-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @superdickery)http://superdickery.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66df8df712ec7678164735695f9f80ef/tumblr_mkrziie6dS1qiqzu8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Won’t be worth a plugged nickel”</p> <p>Timeless writing right there DC.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/47225536859http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/47225536859Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:50:54 -0400batmanoh robin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrlh8JxJO1rrk64co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapiphany.tumblr.com/post/34716431054/nightwing-116-when-batman-cant-be-there-to">snapiphany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Nightwing #116</strong></em></p> <p>When Batman can’t be there to scold one of his kids, he sends their stepdad to do it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Father-Figure superman is an imposing dick.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/46487480641http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/46487480641Thu, 28 Mar 2013 01:32:45 -0400supermansuperdickeryoh robin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55bc8f0946cf3f76e96bc8c24937b613/tumblr_mj6dt42G9b1qbgo38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comicbookcovers.tumblr.com/post/46387420871/action-comics-488-october-1978-cover-by-jose">comicbookcovers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Action Comics #488, October 1978, cover by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Dick Giordano</p> </blockquote> <p>Superman is clearly perplexed and bewildered by an adversary who cannot be overcome by a severe beating.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/46405536506http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/46405536506Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:32:00 -0400supermansuperdickerygod I need to post more things<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c9f49daffc6a7149893b3cdc9f95536/tumblr_mik31pHbr31qbgo38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comicbookcovers.tumblr.com/post/45707714096/supermans-pal-jimmy-olsen-122-september-1969">comicbookcovers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #122, September 1969, cover by Curt Swan and Neal Adams</p> </blockquote> <p>The smug expression on Superman’s face really sells it. </p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45728052185http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45728052185Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:52:07 -0400jimmy olsensupermansuperdickery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cc945dceae67e1e2dce422282bc0934/tumblr_mjn4i43kFH1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me IRL.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45615789557http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45615789557Sun, 17 Mar 2013 17:00:50 -0400SuperboySuperdickery<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd6708dbf6e8df36b649f052a8953e5c/tumblr_mjj8yqupYV1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does he seriously have nothing better to do than get neighborhood children arrested and complain about tax rates? Superman is an octogenarian dick.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45526082070http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45526082070Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:00:46 -0400supermansuperdickery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f681d4194ae35dfd29bfeca37918b0b1/tumblr_mjj99ivz1T1r2ntbyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Superman is still better at being Aquaman than Aquaman is.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45441748980http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45441748980Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:01:06 -0400supermansuperdickeryfuck aquamanseriouslyI hate Aquaman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25782c36581eb1dd26d2b5541bd892d1/tumblr_mjj8x0RNQQ1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stevesmyth.net/post/45368262205/superdickery-and-after-superman-left-the-boy">spsmyth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45366005076/and-after-superman-left-the-boy-was-savagely">superdickery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.</p> </blockquote> <p>You can call Superdickery all you want, but this is a PSA, not a weird silver age story.</p> </blockquote> <p>And that makes it all the more horrifying. Seriously Mr. Truth, Justice, and the American way is saying “Child abuse is wrong, but go back with your dad who intends to hit you and work this out.” To a child fleeing for his life.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45371022511http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45371022511Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:05:19 -0400superdickerywordswordswords<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25782c36581eb1dd26d2b5541bd892d1/tumblr_mjj8x0RNQQ1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And after Superman left the boy was savagely beaten. The late 70s truly were a simpler time.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45366005076http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45366005076Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:00:47 -0400supermansuperdickerychild abuseseriouslywhy the fuck is superman being all like work it out when the kid's dad clearly threatened to hit himI am aware this is not how tags are supposed to be usedI just don't give a fuckyolo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0d5fad72bd567ed93143777fee3358e/tumblr_miejz5UuY61qbgo38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comicbookcovers.tumblr.com/post/45299514653/crack-comics-56-september-1948-cover-by-reed">comicbookcovers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Crack Comics #56, September 1948, cover by Reed Crandall</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Captain</em> TRIUMPH is cool with the dude dying, he can only use his freakish hands to save so many people a day, and dames in slinky dresses take precedence.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45301629373http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45301629373Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:27:00 -0400superdickerycrack comicslol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b15c9ed3b2098860fe407480ccf473e9/tumblr_mjl61xOhAM1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OK, so maybe Superman didn’t kill him, but he is awfully unconcerned.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45289907181http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45289907181Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:01:12 -0400supermanbatmanoh robinrobin RIP<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cea963c69737e72a20e7474e8d6e1a59/tumblr_mjl5npTu5g1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>comicbookcovers is running a line of dead Robin covers. In a show of solidarity, I am going to find all the times when superman murders Robin.</p> <p>Because Superman is a dick.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45253569909http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45253569909Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:21:00 -0400supermansuperdickeryoh robincomicsjimmy olsenrobin RIP<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0b4e2e4cfba3676753fbe9ec403f3d8/tumblr_mjau0a2Lpw1s0s0n5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/44888151185/well-you-thought-wrong-chucklehead">occupyrichierich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG, CHUCKLEHEAD</p> </blockquote> <p>The looks of concern on their faces… their poor innocent faces.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45226025237http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45226025237Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:47:43 -0400richie richcomics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99a21cd6f0ea392276a4d0d54cfb1e39/tumblr_mjj8i9WgzQ1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look how happy the thought of wrongly convicted children makes superman. Look at his cold dead eyes. <a href="http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9383764312/superman-is-catholic" title="Superman's Pope Hat is truly the greatest thing">Soon they will face true pope hat wearing justice</a>.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45212445457http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45212445457Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:01:08 -0400supermansuperdickery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4304acb711115ed07ead7e97d2f24d1/tumblr_mjj8djiits1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Superman is such a buzzkill.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45172484472http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/45172484472Tue, 12 Mar 2013 01:24:00 -0400supermansuperdickery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e706761c8eb863f4813936a01ba58ce/tumblr_mh49qgP0Bs1ruhitno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmelancholy.tumblr.com/post/43583449287/batman-daily-his-face-batman-you-dick">fuckyeahmelancholy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://batman-daily.tumblr.com/post/43487147562/his-face">batman-daily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“His face…”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Batman, you dick.</p> </blockquote> <p>Batman is a shallow dick. And also probably gay.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43695998118http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43695998118Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:19:44 -0500batmansuperdickery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6f41a629c3cd3b0effae36b4ee77c92/tumblr_mii06fXBMM1r2ntbyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/12440673846/hope-you-like-super-lung-cancer">Like hell you don’t you fucking hypocrite</a>. Also don’t raw x rays beaming at your chest cause cancer?</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43536456968http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43536456968Tue, 19 Feb 2013 21:56:00 -0500supermansmokingsuperdickery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c01c4addccbd12d43eb00081a7698511/tumblr_mi94138E5o1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If he’s any relation of yours Supergirl, Superman probably killed him by breaking his back against a tree mid interrogation.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43174128034http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43174128034Fri, 15 Feb 2013 17:01:00 -0500supergirlsupermansuperdickery<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e6651b18a4a405470d5c94cfa5db6af/tumblr_mhw6lwuuEC1s0s0n5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://occupyrichierich.tumblr.com/post/43029637287/no-you-fucking-didnt">occupyrichierich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no you fucking didn’t</p> </blockquote> <p>Richie Rich is such an asshole.</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43058119934http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43058119934Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:52:22 -0500superdickeryif batman is a superhero than being rich is a superpowerrichie richqed<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a3e7fb69c0a0f91f2308108a68accce/tumblr_mi0sh6BNOg1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Catfight!</p>http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43027354437http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/43027354437Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:01:06 -0500SupergirlsuperdickeryWonder Woman